How you Know a Toddler is in Your House

or, How a Toddler is like a Vampire, though only a vampire like in the X-Files episode “Bad Blood”.

Connecting straps (as to secure an infant into a seat) are all securely fastened, which will require infant juggling (not a recommended activity) to undo.

Power switches are not in the position in which you left them. My husband, G. Grod, spent all Sunday morning procuring ingredients for and preparing a chili for our slow cooker. Weren’t we surprised several hours later, come dinner time, to find the switch on “auto” and not high. Pizza for dinner.

The shoelaces on your shoes (NOT the toddler’s) are unlaced.

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