But I Don’t WANT to Move to Portland

Your Score: PORTLAND!

You scored 42% Style, 18% Climate, and 56% Culture!

You are Portland, Oregon! Portland, the largest city in Oregon and seat of Multnomah County, is located in the northwest part of the state on the Willamette River. Portland has a diverse economy with a broad base of manufacturing, distribution, wholesale and retail trade, regional government, and business services. Major manufacturing industries include machinery, electronics, metals, transportation equipment, and lumber and wood products. Technology is a thriving part of Portland’s economy, with over 1,700 high-tech companies located in the metropolitan area. Tourism is also important to Portland’s economy, drawing more than 7 million visitors annually.

You are a nicely cultured individual, appreciating a good play, book, movie, or fine dining. You also appreciate some diversity, lest things get too boring. Not one for sitting and relaxing for long periods at a time nor dressing up the nines, you take interest in getting outside and being out in nature, enjoying the cool, crisp air…maybe even playing a sport or taking a hike. Portland is a good place to be, my friend.

Link: The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test written by weeredII on OkCupid

Yes, I know I profess to hate quizzes, but sometimes when I’m stressed they’re better than other unhealthy behaviors.

When I visited Portland a few years back, I thought, “I could live here.” But there’s too little sun, and it’s too far away from our immediate families. So while we do have many friends and relatives in the Portland area, and it’s cool, I’m sticking to my no-Portland stance.

2 Responses to “But I Don’t WANT to Move to Portland”

  1. Vince Tuss Says:

    WTF? I’m HARTFORD. As in Connecticut.

    The quiz is totally underminded by lumping the Midwest and the South as one region. Totally different.

  2. Sydney Says:

    You better NOT move to Portland…